Earth: Rodimus

Originally published on my Transformers side blog botter-butter.tumblr.com: Nov 21, 2018

Rodimus did not fall into the volcano on purpose.

Ok, maybe he did teeter on the edge of it and maybe he joked about falling into the molten rock far too many times for it to be funny. But he didn't jump into it on purpose.

Which was fine. He could survive this. He's meteor-surfed. He's walked on the surface of a white-dwarf (which of course made him unbearably hot and he had to cool down before he was with hundreds of metres of his ship). But sometimes he wished he kept his mouth shut.

His fall was graceful at least. His splash was decent. And the magma warmed him up too.

Guess Earth did have good spots to warm up in.

Rodimus only hoped he could get the magma out of his joints before it hardened. None of the medical staff wanted to deal with chiseling out rock from underneath the plating, not after that incident.

Yep. He's getting out.

He can go to another volcano. There's plenty on Earth.